7 Cures For An Existential Crisis
1. Turn on the bright lights. Get organazized. Eat healthy. Go out. Socialize.
2. Explore new music; avoid emo. Watch movies; explore foreign cinema.
3. Get your Nietzsche, Camus and Sartre right.
4. Call mom. Go home. Accept facts. Kill cognitive dissonance.
5. Create! Make! A lot of great art came out of profound personal crises.
6. Go see a doctor. Clinical depression can be cured.
7. Suicide can be a way out of the mire. But (3) is better.
